Tuesday, August 27, 2013

The Top Ten Things That Teachers Fail to Remember About School over Summer Break!




1. Teachers increase the number of words they say in an hour from about 500 to 5,000! I for one am tired of hearing my own voice and that is saying a lot because I love to talk!

2. Teachers forget what it truly means when they say "my feet hurt!"

3. An hour of reading class only feels like 10 minutes but the entire school day feels like a week!

4. Teachers forget what a privilege it is to go to the bathroom when "nature calls" instead of holding it all in until 2:45.

5. Nap time now occurs at 7:30 pm and usually turns into a full nights sleep.

6. Pinterest posts go from 35 a day to about 3.

7. Mealtime is a ten minute ordeal instead of a 30 minute casual lunch.

8. "Morning Work" is no longer laying in the bed at 10am looking at teachers pay teachers.

9. Busta Brown on wxii 12 is not as comical as remembered when reporting about the traffic at 5:45 am

10. "Play dates" now revolve around  teachers yelling at kids to stop running backwards up the slide!

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